on the dick like
I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
perfect gif is perfect.
I’m a undercover police officer under the 21 Jump Street reboot because I am a Miley Cyrus lookin’ motherfucker. DONE.
I am… a librarian!
Or I’m a kind of scoundrel-y adventurer, either one would be awesome.
I am 007!
I am detective!
*puts on shades* MIB bitches
I am a Jaeger pilot.
I’ll take that.
I’m a magician-thief, conning the FBI. Sweet.
Billionaire, genius, playgirl, philanthropist with a suit of magitech power-armour.
Either a planet-saving Time Lord/Lady or a Jaeger pilot, depending on what you count as a movie.
JAEGER PILOT. I WILL PUNCH ALL THE KAIJU.
"I enjoy that villain as a character, but their charm doesn’t excuse their actions and neither does their tragic backstory."
"Poor misunderstood baby!"
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
OmG this is death.
This is a need for our kiki.
STEP ASIDE I GOT THIS
I want this.
Because I didn’t hate myself enough already.
That doesn’t even *sound* good. That just sounds miserable.
GET IT GURL.
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.