“South Park is so immature and stupid, I’d rather watch something clever with a point.”
I just learned that Nichelle Nichols ad-libbed “sorry, neither” in rehearsals and they were only able to sneak it by the censors because it wasn’t in the script and—excuse me I’m overcome with happiness because my favorite Uhura line of all time was actually written by Uhura.
I will never not reblog this.
"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
small talk is like friend foreplay man you don’t just walk up and ask me about my deepest fears like wtf i want to see if you can handle a comment about the weather without being a pretentious little cockbite who thinks they’re too good to fake normal for ten goddamn minutes
98% of this image is pure badass
Then there’s Armstrong’s little hair loop.
Are you suggesting the Hair Loop, which has been passed down by the Armstrong family for generations, which has survived countless battles and remained perfectly coiffed, is not a testament to the ELEGANCE and STRENGTH of the Armstrong legacy?!
i dont understand, my mom told me the best way to get a job is to butter the interviewer up. now im here with an angry old fellow covered in butter and a court ordered restraining order.
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[… no. Thank you for telling me that. I am rather glad I hadn’t set out yet - I do not even have one.
I wonder if it would be easier to accumulate the necessary goods through Unfinished Business in the various places, or just by going and robbing the Embassy again.]
I really recommend robbing the Embassy because that will give you a consistent amount of souls per success, wheres the Unfinished Business option kept dishing out somewhere between 2 to 100 per turn. Not very good at all. Of course, robbing the Embassy is risky just because of the consequences of failing, but it gives you like… how many souls as a reward? 500? Yeah.
It locks you out of robbing it if your suspicion gets above 3 though, so that’s something else to keep in check.
[*nods* Sensible logic, that.
I don’t play chance on the robberies (I’ve taken on the Embassy several times now) and always take them so they’re 100% success rate, so I’m not too worried on consequences. I’ve got some pretty good luck, but that would be the once it doesn’t work.
Besides, robbing the Embassy is far more fun. And fitting. Let’s give the Iron Republic souls stolen from the Brass Embassy! Heh.
Thank you again. <3]
Other ways to get a portfolio of Souls: rare success on both branches of the Below the Neath! Opportunity card (1 portfolio), or betraying the bishop in the fourth coil (costs all your breeding stock monsters and all your connected: church for 2, so not worth it, imo). Definitely do the Below the Neath card every chance you get. It’s a decent chunk of souls either way.
Other big, crucial question: do you have a stone tentacle-key?