FOR GODS SAKE HELP
i think walmart got new candles
We did this bullshit when I worked in the accessories department all the time.
what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it
do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you
Pssssh. There’s no such thing as the Bifröst!
It’s either the Homofröst or the Heterofröst. Clearly Asgardians are just confused and going through a phase.
i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused
y’all are already punching us
the issue is that we’d like you to stop
Also if the first thing your mind goes to is “now I can punch women with no repercussions fucking sweet!” MAYBE YOU HAVE ISSUES
ladydorian said: I wish you could teach me how to whistle. I’ve pretty much given up.
Uhhh… I guess the best advice I can have is if you can roll your tongue, keep it against your teeth to create a tunnel, blocking off paths the air could go through besides your lips. Your upper lip, or at least the parts that aren’t puckered, should be in front of and flush to your top front teeth. Try to create a wind tunnel effect as best you can. From there, it’s practicing pitch, which is all trial and error. If you have the mouth/tongue configuration right, you can also whistle breathing in, too. Still can’t do that too much without running the risk of getting hiccups, though. Staccato is usually better for pitch changes than a sustained note that shifts octaves.
I got tagged by ladydorian to do a thing! 5 facts about Zack. Uhhh, so, here they are:
1: I got into D&D when I was 11 because my uncle Pete had a collection of 1st edition books, and I thought it was the most awesome thing ever. I built my own monster and characters for my friends. I started playing miniatures games (warhammer fantasy) after that, and then began LARPing. The rest, as they say, is history.
2: I’ve been hospitalized for my bipolar twice. The first time was at the insistence of my parents, which I agreed to, because I knew something was wrong, and I was not acting like myself. This happened a second time when I realized that I wasn’t in control of myself like I was before. While I still don’t think I could do full-time school, I think I might be able to work full-time, or at least close to it with SSI.
3. I’m an ordained minister, and just need to find the money and free time to spend getting the stuff I need to officiate marriages in the state of New Hampshire. No denomination or really much in the way of faith in anything besides humanity’s innate capacity for good and making the world better, but I’m more than happy to perform a marriage in the name of that kind of faith.
4. Broccoli will actually make me throw up within a few bites/chews. It’s like ipecac to me. Mustards taste badly enough that unless we’re talking honey mustard, they will make food inedible to me.
5. I can sing and whistle very well! It’s one of the things I’ve been talented at since I was little, when I taught myself because Mr. Rogers whistled, and I thought it was the greatest thing ever. Singing is just something I’ve done well for a long time, and I’ve been to all-state type events in school. It makes me happy, and that’s what I like most about it.